Easter. As a Christian, it is obviously important to me in many ways. As a NASCAR fan, it sucks. Having said that, I will take this opportunity to bitch about the NFL. They are obviously smoking Mexican Laughing Tobacco. Case (s) in point:
1. Donovan McNabb. As lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, it is my sacred duty to despise the Philadelphia Eagles. As a Human Being, it is also my sacred duty to recognize the accomplishments of a man who's worked his ass off in less than amiable circumstances. If I were McNabb, I'd have told The City of Brotherly Love to kiss my ass years ago and moved to the beach. The way he's being treated not only shows disrespect for the personal sacrifices he's made for that franchise, and the way he's worked his ass off for them, but they're pretty much comparable to spitting in the man's face. It's disgraceful. And I hope the Eagles go 0-16 next year without him. That'll learn 'em. Eagles: Go to rehab. You need it.
2. Flozell Adams. You just flat out release a consensus All Pro tackle, don't even give him a chance to get another job or get anything in return for him after 12 years of service? Jerry Jones, King Of The Dope Smokers, strikes again. You, Sir, are the idiot of all idiots. Your new stadium is nice, but it ain't Texas Stadium and it's more of a tribute to you than it is the fans, and we're not too stupid to see that you egotistical jerk.
3. The Minnesota Vikings. Your whole future is up in the air over a drama queen that doesn't know when to call it quits. Give Bret Favre thirty days to make up his wishy-washy mind or kick his ass to the curb and move on. Great as he is/was, he's disrupting an entire team, a concept that he's seem to have forgotten. You'd be better off in the long run for it.
4. The Oakland Raiders. If I were a senile 80 year old man, like Al Davis, who the game has passed by, I'd sell to the highest bidder and move to Guam. I don't think I'd ever show my face in the NFL again.
5. Mike Holmgren. CLEVELAND? DUDE!!!!
It's all about the money, and to hell with the game and the sport. That's why I prefer College Football, which really needs a playoff, by the way. Those kids, mostly, play for pride and a shot at the NFL. But, the way the NFL is going nowadays, I think I'd rather try my hand at something safer. Like being a target in Afghanistan.
The NFL should concentrate it's substance abuse testing on the people in charge of this mess. They either have no clue what is really going on, or they are all on something, and I ain't talking steroids. How else do you release LaDanian Tomlinson outright? I understand that business is business, but shit!!!! What ever happened to loyaltiy?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring integrity to a game that has none.
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