With the recent announcement that Miller Lite was going to sponsor Brad Kezelowski next year, I almost went and had a beer myself. You've got to be kidding me!!!! Is this punk even old enough to drink? The last thing this brash, overbearing, self-serving jerk needs is a drink. I bet Rusty Wallace is about to mess his pants.
So, on that note, here are some fantasy sponsorships that I think, if nothing else, would be a hoot to see as far as commercials go, or possibly even during TV interviews:
Kasey Khane and Kool Aid: Well, we're about the same age, as far as the target demographic for Kool Aid.
Matt Kenseth and John Deere: Sorry, I don't have the heart to post what I'm thinking on this one.
Michael Waltrip and Extenz: It's made me almost as long as I am tall.
Jimmie Johnson and Viagra: It's made me almost as hard as my head.
Tony Stewart and Gillette: Nah, I ain't going there either. LOL
Paul Menard: DADDY ISN'T SPONSORING ME NO MORE?!?!?!?!
Kenny Wallace and AMP Energy: My God, the man will never sleep. But I LOVE his commentary.
Scott Speed and Red Bull: Leave this one alone. It's perfect as is.
Dale Earnhardt, Sr. and the State of Texas: Don't Mess With Either One of Us.
Danica Patrick and Tampax: Can you hear the post race interview on this one? "Danica, how did you manage to pull off that finish?" DANICA: "Well, it was hairy there for a bit, but we pulled a few strings and managed to pull it out."
SICK!!! Bad Blogger, BAD BLOGGER!!!!!
At least we won't see Kyle Bush pushing Geritol anytime soon. Or, the way sponsorship is going in NASCAR, we just might.
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