Just a few things that have set my mind to wondering:
Is Jimmie Johnson the Anti-Christ? Nobody, NOBODY, is that lucky or that good.
Even being a fan, I sure think that Dale Earnhardt, Jr., needs to get his feces together this year, or he may be looking for a ride.
Stewart-Haas Racing: SMOKE!!!! What up Dawg?!?! When ya gonna start winning again?
Jeff Gordon: Not a fan, sir, but you did a damn fine job of speaking your mind, right or wrong, after Martinsville.
Joey Logono: We will all have sandwiches during the chase this year. "Sliced Bread" WILL be there.
Kevin Harvick: Shake off Martinsville, Brother. You're having a hell of a year, so far.
Mark Martin: Could I please have directions to the Fountain of Youth?
Denny Hamlin: This kid is gonna scare me to death when he gets to racing on two GOOD knees. Watch out, # 48.
Kasey Khane: Who's he?
Clint Bowyer: Love your style and your humility, but Dude, Pro Cuts is only six bucks.
Kansas Motor Speedway: TWO dates at another boring cookie-cutter track because they built a new casino? YAAAAAAAAWWWN.
Phoenix International Raceway: Build another dozen just like 'em, and you'll have some by-God racing.
Kyle Busch: You're showing signs of growing up. Kudos to you, sir. But don't lose the swagger. You are by no means my favorite driver, but you sure make it fun to get mad at you.
Kyle Petty: Got Screwed. End of Story.
Jimmy Spencer: Please, take a vacation. Say for about ten years.
NASCAR ON FOX: The best damn coverage of the sport, with the best professional broadcasters, and opinions. BAR NONE. BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY!!!! Digger, however, needs to go build a dam somewhere and stay in it. Oh, wait, he's a Gopher, not a Beaver. See how confusing he is, and what he takes away from the race?
Kenny Wallace: Why isn't this dude on a major network instead of SPEED CHANNEL?
Rusty Wallace: Why is this dude on a major network instead of SPEED CHANNEL?
Danica Patrick: :x
Jay Hart and Jerry Bonkowski: The two best writers to ever cover NASCAR.
Mike Joy: Should be in the NASCAR Hall Of Fame. This man is the best. Period.
Bristol: Let's REALLY have some fun and put Daytona type banking in there. Talk about tempers!!!!
Dr. Jerry Punch: Great Pit Road reporter. Has helped saved lives. But as far as play by play, to paraphrase Roy Clark, Thank God and Greyhound he's gone.
Ward Burton: I miss you.
Jeff Burton: I respect you.
I'm done bitching now.
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